I have a real penchant for zoological paronomasia. Or, in layman’s terms, I like animal puns. Dugongs are fantastic creatures that obviously have nothing to do with Chinese percussion instruments, but are important none-the-less. Rather, they are a lot like manatees, but with dolphin tails. They could use a bit of support right now, so if you happen to be looking for a lesser known sea creature to invest your affection into, consider adopting a dugong. Click the button below to make it happen.